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The sadomasochistic nutter!

We woke up bright and early today as we had to meet Flash to look for some new accomodation at 9.30.  We found a new place called the Vila San Van, which turned out to be about 50 metres from Casino Lisboa and the night club DD's.  Although, we are paying 4 times the price of the hell hole for our own room with en suite.

We then went to Margarets (dont think that is her real name somehow) cafe for egg tarts for breakfast - they were amazing!!  I have never eaten an egg tart like it, bearing in mind i have only had about three before i came here, but they were bloody good.

We then had a potter around a few of the sites in the central area - it is a weird place.  One minute you will be looking at a skyscraper, then you look next door and their is a small Portuguese church.  This might have something to do with tthe fact that Macau was a Portuguese colony for a hundred years or so. 

That night, we again met up with Jackie and Flash to goto a Portuguese restaurant on Coloane island called Fernando's.  The food was brilliant, especially the prawns, and over the course of about two and a half hours, we washed it down with 4 bottles of wine, beer and port.  The best part about it was that we were treated to it by Al's aunt!  Well oiled, and having spent no money, we decided it was rude to not go to a few bars, so we went back to Moon Walker and a few other bars in the vicinity and then on to a club called DD's. 

I have no idea what time we got there, but they let us in for free for some reason (it pays to be good looking!), but I didnt get back to the hotel until 7am.  The first room we went in was playing kind of western music and was jam packed full of minging Russian prostitutes - and before you ask, no we didnt - and was where we bumped into Fernando from the restaurant again surrounded by chinese women, the dirty dog.  After a bit of pole dancing from yours truly (i wasn't too bad and got a round of applause!!!!!), Alex found another room, this time playing techno.  We decided this room was too funny to avoid, so we danced around like maniacs on top of the speakers with glow sticks for a couple of hours, and I in the process managed to get aout 15 people in the crowd doing the rediculous dance out of the office - Oli, you would have been so proud!

I think it was about 5am when i lost the lads and went off on the prowl for free women, but there were slim pickings, until i pulled a fit Macanese bird - even if she was a bit of a psycho - result!  Little did i know that when i was getting in a taxi with this girl, Alex was sat outside the club making friends with a prozzy, and lecturing her about how bad prostitution was.

The weirdest thing about this whole night was when i was getting too it (and nearly finished), this fucking crazy bird grabbed my throat!!!!  Needless to say, I was outta there pretty sharpish, calling her a fucking nutter who needed her head checking out!  I finally made it back to the room at 7.30 and was out like a light.

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