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Sack the Swede

Once again, i woke up about midday with a stinging head and my mouth as dry as Gandhi's flip-flops!  I then tried in vain for 2 hours to wake the lads up, but they were finding it very difficult as you feel like hibernating in their room with its air conditioning and lack of windows.  Because we felt so rough, we decided that we would do absolutely nothing today until the England game started at 3am.

We wasted away the time in a snooker hall, playing cards in a pub called 'shut up, just drink' and finally made our first trip to McDonalds unfortunately, where Alex and Ackroyd had an eating competition.  Needless to say, Alex won with a haul of: Large Big Mac meal with two extra double cheeseburgers compared to Ackroyds large Big Mac meal, one double cheesburger and one single cheeseburger!!!  The fat bastards.  The most impressive thing was that only about 3 hours later, Alex had a huge portion of fish and chips as well!

After all that excitement we headed to the Den, a bar which shows sport on TV pretty much 24/7.  This would start to become wuite a local for us over the coming nights.  What was to follow was the worst performance i have ever witnessed from an England team in my lifetime.  How the hell can we lose to Northern Ireland?  I think it is time for Sven to pack his bags and let big Sam Allardyce enter the frey...I cannot believe we stayed up until 3am to watch this game.  Im so angry!!!  The anger was only multiplied by the annoying as fuck Irish bloke coming up to us after the game saying, i quote 'you must be so embarrassed to be English'!!  Cheeky bastard....but we managed to behave oiurselves and left without uttering a word in return to my astonishment.

We eventually made it to bed at 5.30am again, where i brought the lads to my room to witness the fury of the snore-a-tron.  Only for him to not be snoring when we got into the room.....now the lads are teasing me, saying i made him up.  I swear on my life that as soon as i lay in bed, the bugger started up again!

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