Vienna, Austria
48° 12' N 16° 22' E
Oct 18, 2003 20:40
Distance 154km

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Puppets and kultur and lots of Canayjuns!

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We really didn't see what the big deal about Vienna is. It's supposed to be one of the most romantic/beautiful cities in Europe, but we think that only applies to people with enough money to never have to walk anywhere. All the parts of the city we saw, except the palace grounds, were pretty dirty and crowded. The most notable thing about Vienna is that there's pee everywhere - at least once per block there's a place where either a person or the world's biggest dog has peed on the side of a building, and it's running across the sidewalk. And its cathedral was kinda funny-looking, but we might just have thought that because we're kinda sick of cathedrals. Or perhaps it was the green-and-yellow bits on the roof. Or the fact that they couldn't afford to finish the second tower so they just capped off half a tower.

Vienna does have a lot of culture, though, and it's pretty cheap. We saw a performance of Aladdin done with marionettes, which was pretty good (and definitely an experience -- we'd never seen so many tow-head, Aryan-looking kids in one room. Most of them yelled a lot.), and we got standing-room tickets to the opera. The opera itself was excellent (according, at least, to Cat and Will), and the experience was also instrumental in proving that money and an appreciation of the so-called fine arts don't make a person classy. The best-dressed people we saw there, the ones who seemed to wish they'd been able to shell out 80 euros for a good seat, were assholes. Cat was elbowed hard by a very elegant-looking woman of at least 70 in the rush for a good spot. Matt thought the opera was OK, but is very glad he went because he got to make fun of a lot of pompous jerks.

We also spent a morning watching the Lippizanner horses practice. Apparently these horses are world famous for something, but we found them pretty boring. The riders wore really funny outfits, and the horses themselves looked really unhappy. There was a jumping bar or something in the arena, but no one ever used it - they just rode in circles.

We did have a lot of fun in Vienna, though. We stayed at a really small, friendly hostel, and went out to local pubs a few nights with other people staying there - who were almost all Canadian. Most of the people who weren't Canadian were American, but we outnumbered them, so we had a good time laughing at them. We also went to the Royal Chapel to hear the Vienna Boys' Choir sing a mass, which was incredible, although we couldn't actually see anything except what they showed on a screen in front of us. The Imperial Treasury was also cool. It houses the largest emerald in the world, and a collection of holy reliquaries - they have nails and pieces of the true cross that were supposedly used in the crucifixion. Other highlights of Vienna were the apartment of Sigmund Freud, the Imperial Armoury, and the medical museum, which contained wax anatomy models from the 17th century.

Anyway, Vienna was pretty good all round but Cat and Matt at least liked Salzburg better. We don't know about Will. Will abandoned us in Vienna to go back to London and then home to Canada. We miss Will.

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Photos / videos of "Puppets and kultur and lots of Canayjuns!":

A giant hunk of gold built to house one of the nails used in the Crucifixion, in the Imperial Treasury. A nail reputed to be from the crucifixion. Matt and Will are enjoying more tasty sausages.  At this place, they used big ole buns as rolls, using a big ole stick to bore a hole in the middle into which the meat and condiments were inserted. This left you with a (mostly) leak-free tasty snack. Statue of Goethe in the park. Matt got through this passageway of water at Hellbrunn just fine, only to be squirted full in the face at the end. Dumplin Academy!  Sign up now! We couldn't figure out the design on this pen at all.  The closest we could get was Cat looking longingly at the mp3 players.  Curse you, EasyJet!  (See beginning of London entry if you're confused) North tower of St. Stephensdom.  They ran out of money before they could make it as tall as the South tower, so they just put this little cap-thing on it instead of finishing it. Model of St. Stephensdom, showing the difference between the North and South towers. Apparently residents of Vienna were up in arms over the construction of this big silver thing right next to their beloved cathedral.  I (Catherine) think the cathedral's pretty ugly anyway, and would rather take a picture of it reflected in this thing tha View from St. Stephensdom's South tower. View from St. Stephensdom's South tower. This is a stump (inexplicably encased in reflective glass, hence the awful photo) into which blacksmiths leaving Vienna used to hammer nails before going on a journey, for good luck. Vienna has some wierd horse-thing going on; all over the city there are plastic horses painted by local artists. The famous, but boring, Lippizanner Horses. Roses made of gold in the Imperial Treasury. Alabaster bowl in the treasury. A duelling shield, with built-in gauntlet spikes, dagger, and lantern. Renaissance armour designed to look like courtly clothes. Renaissance armour designed to look like courtly clothes. A duelling shield, with built-in gauntlet spikes, dagger, and lantern. Polearms with pistols attached to the heads. Matt playing a harpsichord in the museum of music. The end of the opera. The curtain call after the opera. Will leaving to go back to Canada. A clock showing the time, day, month, season, year, and position of the sun. A clock painting: that clock in the top right corner actually keeps time.
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