Hội An, Viet Nam
15° 52' N 108° 20' E
Feb 20, 2005 05:57
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Splashing the Cash...The Silver Spoon Mammal

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This is more like it!Hoi An is a stunning market town on the banks of the Thu Bon river.Stuff the geography lesson,lets spunk some dollar!
Checked into the finest Silver Spoon hotel in town.With a bath,natch.Headed into market to haggle with the slaggle and got some presents for the Family Unit and Special Mammals back home.I even found something for my buddy,Polo,an ancient ceramic butt-plug claimed to have once belonged to Tu Ducs male concubine Ri Pta Sol.
With the thought of returning home destitute and jobless i invested in a tailor made suit and a few shirts.I want to make a good impression at Job Club.Also,that insurance salesman on the junk(as in boat,not skag.Dear Lord.) in Halong looked dead dapper and suave.I look at that young salesman and i want to be him sooo bad...answers in the mail please and you'll win yourself a night in a ***** hotel with the Mammal.
Anyway,spent the evenings punishing my organ(s) with red wine and chilling beside the river.Nam (easy to remember) my guide is taking me all the way to Nha Trang on his bike.Cool eh?!

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Japanese Covered Bridge-Hoi An Silver Spoon Mammal Market Thu Bon River Hoi An At the River Thu bon River D Bach Dang Hoi An
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