Halong Bay, Viet Nam
20° 53' N 107° 39' E
Feb 11, 2005 02:32
Distance 188km

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Hai Junks & High Jinks

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Shit-a-brick.Up at 06.30 to get the bus to Halong Bay.Why bother.Bus doesnt turn up till 08.30 and after 2 stops we dont reach the boat until 13.30.Softened the TBS with beer and noodles.
Mists on the open seas but what the hell...got friendly with the crew and chugged more beer."How many you drink for falling down?"
"Any minute now Charlie!"
Stopped off at a few caves."See the Dragons face in stalagmite!"
"Shit Charlie,enough Saigon Beer & Im seeing whatever you tell me im seeing..."
Hung in there like a trooper and was signing autographs all afternoon.Amazing what a few tattooes,a dodgy hair cut and a shit load of beer can do.Pissed is the New Dumb.Just ask Charlie.
*Nominations for 'Lonely Planet Ambassador of the Year' award on the way...
**No Celine Dion 'My Heart will go on..." audio accompanyment in the caves which was a bitter disappointment.

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