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Dorms with Cow Girls...Down with the Locals

While everyone else headed for the Glo Worms i crashed out and got in some much needed R n R.The Sensible Mammal.
Now is a good time to introduce everybody.Ok,Special D you already know.Hes been fouling up this journal with some peculiar gumming for a while now.And this is Naomi his girlfriend.
The couple in the corner getting quietly lashed are Rene and Miriam.They're from Germany.Miriam is really sweet.Rene rides choppers and is crap at pool.The lovely little Swede next to Miriam is Veronika.She really likes Kevin who is sat next to the Big Man JW.JW and Kevin are locked into a serious session.Kevin starts brightly thanks to the G&T he sips like a girl but JW has The Stamina.He also punches Kevins ass whenever he loses the ability to speak.Ryan is American and likes his Mota.
Let me introduce you to Lenny.Hes from the south of England but dont hold that against him.Likewise Jon,over there by the ladies toilets.
Collette is from Canada.Jacinta and Chrissy are from oop North.Dont worry too much about them,the carpets clean and the locals will help them find their way home.Hi Coosje.Coosje is from Holland and spends far too much time with JW.JW,like everybody on the bus wants to mother Coosje cos shes only 18.Its pronounced Kosha by the way.The dudes over at the pool table putting on a display that makes Rene look cooler than Jesus are Jake and Robert.Theyre Alaskans.And only discovered pool yesterday.Tomorrow JW is gonna show them what Puta looks like...
Claire is the cute Mammal by the window.Shes staring at the cows which she adores beyond measure.We're sharing a room and whenever i can i tell her about the deal going down in Cambodia where for a few bucks you can blow the heads off cows with RPGs.I think she looks great with The Fear.And last but not least,this is Sol from Norway.Sorry she doesnt make much sense,shes been here all day.Whats that?Oh,THAT.No dramas,just a piece of drool on her chin...there you go.All better now...

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