Auckland, New Zealand (Aotearoa)
36° 51' S 174° 45' E
Oct 21, 2004 04:36
Distance 2158km

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Fear & Loathing in Auckland International

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Theres the small matter of Emotional Collapse on the flight.But thats Another story.The heckles really started to rise when i was given my entry paperwork to fill out.New Zealand operates a similiar quarantine operation to Oz.Basically,everything that may be carrying infectious biological material into the country has to be Declared.No food,vegetation etc can be transported into the country.Failure to comply results in Fines,Water Torture and Expulsion from NZ air space.
So the fact i was carrying enough biological Foot & Mouth beneath my toe nails to wipe out a buffalo herd and also smuggling several highly illegal sea shells for my Baby back home was enough to give me Total Body Shutdown.Not good when the Fascist Police have highly trained sniffer/attack dogs and 2 months' worth of pay dispute on their hands...
I did manage to get through the ordeal however and now find myself in Auckland.Its a terrific city,cosmopolitan and,at the momment,very sunny.

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