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Moving out day

So overnight I think I have been cleaning the flat. For today, I leave. Move out. Go off. Quit etc.

But the thing that happened over night is that I managed to gather quite a lot of observational science about entropy. You know, the idea that everything is trying to get to a sate of rest. Like, milk, olives, eggs...

I hate to harp on about the fridge and its contents, as with the cupboard it was quite disgusting. I found stuff that had lurked in the back for years (well months, but years sounds more disgusting).

So, here is a list of things you shouldn't attempt to a) eat and b) drink after their expiry date:

1. Milk.
2. Eggs.
3. Chives.
4. Mango chutney.
5. Olives in Oil.
6. Butter.

Oh, and one more thing that I couldn't bring myself to chuck out... wheat germ. Even though it had been open for several months I can't find it in my heart to toss it.

Sha right!

I just killed a large colony of ... well I suppose they must have been termites, or is that turmights? Anywhoo, back to entropy, wheat germ is probably the closest thing to perfect energy conversion from the sun to usable energy and these little bastards were using it better than me.

They died.

I think there is something in that for everybody? Don't you?

The other od observation is that olives go rancid after time and so does butter. I wonder why?

The eggs I really wanted to throw, but living in the center of london and across the road from the central police station I couldn't really do it. I'm sure I could get away with it if I was in New Zealand... hmmm... I wonder if I should pack them and take them with me...

Chives; ouuuewwwwww.

Moved out.

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