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Gas, Grass or Ass.... No-one rides for free!

Obviously we had to leave poor Iris in Noosa at a mechanics. No longer could we jump in the old girl and cruise down the highway beeping our horn and pretending to be jocks. We could no longer ride for free. Gas, grass or ass is the only way to travel for free and we had neither of the first two and no-one was prepared to offer the third for a lift (although Ian did seem like he might be persuaded.) SO it was back to public transport for us boys.

Finally we are in a proper city. The big smoke of QLD. Arrived and thought we would have a celebratory night out on arrival. Something went seriously amiss. After four pints me and Phil nearly died. I couldnt stand up and had to be carried home declaring "I cant see anything Ian!! I have no idea what happened but we were not a pretty sight. My prediction is Rohypnol. There are a lot of 'bull queers' around. IN fact Ian and Pnut ended up in a gay bar that night.

In better news we have jobs....... From Monday we will be Dockers. How cool is that. Us, skinny English runts are now official dockers. Love it. Next we will become miners in Western Australia apparantly. The worlds employment options are all available to us. Bring it on!!! RT

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